Dodgers Game 86 Notes
So July 4th falling on a Tuesday (I feel like it's always on a weekend) is really fucking me up...I checked which team the Dodgers are hosting today at home thinking it's a Monday night. Bobby Miller bumpin tonight in the third game of this series. 4-gamer big boy. Luau Night at Dodgers Stadium, yes like that type of luau. I said last week, maybe on Tuesday or Wednesday that the Dodgers would be in first place by two days ago. That has not happened.
Tale of the Tape:
Los Angeles Dodgers, 47-38 2nd NL West
Bobby Miller, 4-1 4.23 ERA
Pittsburgh Pirates, 40-45 3rd NL Central
Osvaldo Bido, 0-1 4.74 ERA
Top 1st
- Bryan Reynolds goes deep 1-0 Rats
- At some point Dodgers pitchers can't make their pants tighter it would be impossible baesd on physics
Bot 1st
-Freddles double 1 out runner on 2nd
- All-Star Willy gonna ribeye here
Top 2nd
-Every fastball Bobby Miller has thrown thru 1.1 IP has been 100+
- Trying to embed the Bryan Reynolds HR ^^ above but I think the Pirates Twitter fell asleep at the wheel
- I found it, however the caption is odd 🤔
- Orel Hershiser is so salty about how hard Bobby Miller and pitchers are throwing but in an ironic, sarcastic manner haha love Orel
Bot 2nd
-Bido walks two runners in a row JHey and Outman on 1b/2b
- Miguel Rojas still homerless this season
- however he leads all of baseball in groundouts to shortstop
Top 4th
- STill 1-0 but holy shit as i type this sentence Jack Suwinski hits a 3-run homer
- every time i think to myself "ok that's worth noting" the game turns on the Dodgers' head
Bot 4th
- Muncy might be the total solution to the Dodgers relative mediocrity
- He's hitting .194. He's Tampa Bay Rays Carlos Peña, without getting shifted on. That's real bad. Love the guy but he can't hit the big side of a blimp
- JD Martinez walked after Muncy.
- Bido has 4 BB (both back to back) in the last 2 IP
- Okay big AB for (should be) June player of the month for the NL David Peralta
- OH Bido hit him
- Bases loaded, JHey up; three straight BBs / HBP for Bido. dude is wild as all hell
- Bido's arm motion when he delivers the pitch looks like he's trying to reach back toward CF as far as he can. like as his goal on the mound, not to throw strikes just to expand his wingspan
- Heyward ALMOST just granddaddy'd a ball down right field line, broke his bat off the end though, even though it sounded and looked gone off the bat
-Outman strikes out. James Outman MLB's model of inconsistency
- Miggy Rojas RBI!!! hahah unironically hit to shortstop to wear the SS couldn't get it
- 4-2 Rats after 4
Bot 5th
- I don't know what it is with umps and the Dodgers but we get abused by low strikes at the shins
- JD Martinez 3 RUN DINGSKIEEAWHG
- DJ, Play that mf'in batman theme song
5-4 Dodgers
- David Peralta NL MVP candidate hits a NUKE just inside the foul pole in right and Dodger Stadium has gone from cemetery to Travis Scott concert in 60 seconds time
- is there like an issue on twitter for team accounts posting highlights? like a wait time? Both Dodgers and Rats twitter are asleep
- James Outman hit, SB
- Again! Another pitch to Rojas at the bottom of his evoshield shin guard no joke
Top 6th
- This is awesome, Bobby Miller (Louisville) is pitching to Will Smith (Louisville) and at the plate hitting for the Pirates is Henry Davis (Louisville)
- oh my goodness i may drive to the stadium and commit homicide on Clint Vondrak.. Bobby Miller getting none of the ankle high, let alone shin or knee high fastballs his way like fucking Osvaldo Bido was afforded
- Phil Bickford (5.88 ERA) comes in. This man could actually probably commit homicide and go unnoticed til he dies of old age. The fact he has maneuvered and finessed his tenure on the dodgers this long like he's Frank Abagnale.
- Runner 1b / 2b 2 outs cmon Bickfuck
Bot 6th
- Time to tear up Dauri Moreta's whole ass
- Freddie bloop single 1 out
Top 7th
-Bickford has put runners on 1b/2b and has no Outs. If he is responsible on the gamescore for the Dodgers giving up the lead, Dave Roberts is responsible in Kangaroo Court.
- 3-2 count and Bickford almost kills McCutchen with a fastball to the dome
- McCutchen hurt his oblique or something moving out of the way
- NOW Roberts comes out to get Bickfuckwer
- Ryan Brasier in for the Dodgers
- I'll forever think of Brasier as a Reds or Red Sox pitcher, and those teams only. he could play 15 seasons for the Dodgers and i'd in my head think of him as newly on the team
- Dodgers go full Houdini and get out of bases loaded w/ 0 outs!
Top 8th
- Caleb Ferguson in
-2 outs runner on 1st, 3-2 count, want this inning / game to end. feel a 13inn game in my bones
- STRIKE THREE HEAT caleb ferguson country lefty farmboy shit
Ballgame let's go. W 6-4, the Dodgers' pen plays with fireworks but doesn't Pierre-Paul'd. Maybe a Terry but like the legendary video, the man came out in the end with a W. Eating Corn Nuts for the first time in at least eight years, conservatively.
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